So the Large Hardon Collider [sic] at CERN is running again, oh wait, yes? Hmm, I hope they get their PPT and APT under control though …

Anyway, when will they see that it really doesn’t matter?

It was speculated that all the accelerators producing large amounts of Higgs particles such as the Superconducting Super Collider (SSC) would mean that the initial conditions must have been arranged so as not to allow these accelerators to work.

Some smart dudes are on to Marty McFly and its racing Delorean who doesn’t like mini black holes in his universe. I mean, why go through all the trouble of fixing the time line after screwing with his teenage-mom when this Biff-like device will destroy it all?

So I see it as my personal mission to build my own LHC. I mean, how hard can it be? If I start now, and finish before 2012, the Mayans were right (or were they?).